THE CAT THAT WALKED BY HIMSELF
HEAR and attend and listen; for this befell and behappened and
became and was, O my Best Beloved, when the Tame animals were
wild. The Dog was wild, and the Horse was wild, and the Cow was
wild, and the Sheep was wild, and the Pig was wild--as wild
as wild could be--and they walked in the Wet Wild Woods by
their wild lones. But the wildest of all the wild animals was
the Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him.
Of course the Man was wild too. He was dreadfully wild. He didn't
even begin to be tame till he met the Woman, and she told him
that she did not like living in his wild ways. She picked out a
nice dry Cave, instead of a heap of wet leaves, to lie down in;
and she strewed clean sand on the floor; and she lit a nice fire
of wood at the back of the Cave; and she hung a dried wild-horse
skin, tail-down, across the opening of the Cave; and she said,
'Wipe you feet, dear, when you come in, and now we'll keep
house.'
That night, Best Beloved, they ate wild sheep roasted on the hot
stones, and flavoured with wild garlic and wild pepper; and wild
duck stuffed with wild rice and wild fenugreek and wild
coriander; and marrow-bones of wild oxen; and wild cherries, and
wild grenadillas. Then the Man went to sleep in front of the fire
ever so happy; but the Woman sat up, combing her hair. She took
the bone of the shoulder of mutton--the big fat blade-bone--and
she looked at the wonderful marks on it, and she threw more wood
on the fire, and she made a Magic. She made the First Singing
Magic in the world.
Out in the Wet Wild Woods all the wild animals gathered together
where they could see the light of the fire a long way off, and
they wondered what it meant.
Then Wild Horse stamped with his wild foot and said, 'O my
Friends and O my Enemies, why have the Man and the Woman made
that great light in that great Cave, and what harm will it do
us?'
Wild Dog lifted up his wild nose and smelled the smell of roast
mutton, and said, 'I will go up and see and look, and say; for I
think it is good. Cat, come with me.'
'Nenni!' said the Cat. 'I am the Cat who walks by himself, and
all places are alike to me. I will not come.'
'Then we can never be friends again,' said Wild Dog, and he
trotted off to the Cave. But when he had gone a little way the
Cat said to himself, 'All places are alike to me. Why should I
not go too and see and look and come away at my own liking.' So
he slipped after Wild Dog softly, very softly, and hid himself
where he could hear everything.
When Wild Dog reached the mouth of the Cave he lifted up the
dried horse-skin with his nose and sniffed the beautiful smell of
the roast mutton, and the Woman, looking at the blade-bone, heard
him, and laughed, and said, 'Here comes the first. Wild Thing out
of the Wild Woods, what do you want?'
Wild Dog said, 'O my Enemy and Wife of my Enemy, what is this
that smells so good in the Wild Woods?'
Then the Woman picked up a roasted mutton-bone and threw it to
Wild Dog, and said, 'Wild Thing out of the Wild Woods,
taste and try.' Wild Dog gnawed the bone, and it was more
delicious than anything he had ever tasted, and he said, 'O my
Enemy and Wife of my Enemy, give me another.'
The Woman said, 'Wild Thing out of the Wild Woods, help my Man to
hunt through the day and guard this Cave at night, and I will
give you as many roast bones as you need.'
'Ah!' said the Cat, listening. 'This is a very wise Woman, but
she is not so wise as I am.'
Wild Dog crawled into the Cave and laid his head on the Woman's
lap, and said, 'O my Friend and Wife of my Friend, I will help
Your Man to hunt through the day, and at night I will guard your
Cave.'
'Ah!' said the Cat, listening. 'That is a very foolish Dog.' And
he went back through the Wet Wild Woods waving his wild tail, and
walking by his wild lone. But he never told anybody.
When the Man waked up he said, 'What is Wild Dog doing here?' And
the Woman said, 'His name is not Wild Dog any more, but the First
Friend, because he will be our friend for always and always and
always. Take him with you when you go hunting.'
Next night the Woman cut great green armfuls of fresh grass from
the water-meadows, and dried it before the fire, so that it smelt
like new-mown hay, and she sat at the mouth of the Cave and
plaited a halter out of horse-hide, and she looked at the
shoulder of mutton-bone--at the big broad blade-bone--and she
made a Magic. She made the Second Singing Magic in the world.
Out in the Wild Woods all the wild animals wondered what had
happened to Wild Dog, and at last Wild Horse stamped with his
foot and said, 'I will go and see and say why Wild Dog has not
returned. Cat, come with me.'
'Nenni!' said the Cat. 'I am the Cat who walks by himself, and
all places are alike to me. I will not come.' But all the same he
followed Wild Horse softly, very softly, and hid himself where he
could hear everything.
When the Woman heard Wild Horse tripping and stumbling on his
long mane, she laughed and said, 'Here comes the second. Wild
Thing out of the Wild Woods what do you want?'
Wild Horse said, 'O my Enemy and Wife of my Enemy, where is Wild
Dog?'
The Woman laughed, and picked up the blade-bone and looked at it,
and said, 'Wild Thing out of the Wild Woods, you did not come
here for Wild Dog, but for the sake of this good grass.'
And Wild Horse, tripping and stumbling on his long mane, said,
'That is true; give it me to eat.'
The Woman said, 'Wild Thing out of the Wild Woods, bend your wild
head and wear what I give you, and you shall eat the wonderful
grass three times a day.'
'Ah,' said the Cat, listening, 'this is a clever Woman, but she
is not so clever as I am.' Wild Horse bent his wild head, and the
Woman slipped the plaited hide halter over it, and Wild Horse
breathed on the Woman's feet and said, 'O my Mistress, and Wife
of my Master, I will be your servant for the sake of the
wonderful grass.'
'Ah,' said the Cat, listening, 'that is a very foolish Horse.'
And he went back through the Wet Wild Woods, waving his wild tail
and walking by his wild lone. But he never told anybody.
When the Man and the Dog came back from hunting, the Man said,
'What is Wild Horse doing here?' And the Woman said, 'His name is
not Wild Horse any more, but the First
Servant, because he will carry us from place to place for always
and always and always. Ride on his back when you go hunting.
Next day, holding her wild head high that her wild horns should
not catch in the wild trees, Wild Cow came up to the Cave, and
the Cat followed, and hid himself just the same as
before; and everything happened just the same as before; and the
Cat said the same things as before, and when Wild Cow had
promised to give her milk to the Woman every day in exchange for
the wonderful grass, the Cat went back through the Wet Wild Woods
waving his wild tail and walking by his wild lone, just the same
as before. But he never told anybody. And when the Man and the
Horse and the Dog came home from hunting and asked the same
questions same as before, the Woman said, 'Her name is not Wild
Cow any more, but the Giver of Good Food. She will give us the
warm white milk for always and always and always, and I will take
care of her while you and the First Friend and the First Servant
go hunting.
Next day the Cat waited to see if any other Wild thing would go
up to the Cave, but no one moved in the Wet Wild Woods, so the
Cat walked there by himself; and he saw the Woman milking the
Cow, and he saw the light of the fire in the Cave, and he smelt
the smell of the warm white milk.
Cat said, 'O my Enemy and Wife of my Enemy, where did Wild Cow
go?'
The Woman laughed and said, 'Wild Thing out of the Wild Woods, go
back to the Woods again, for I have braided up my hair, and I
have put away the magic blade-bone, and we have no more need of
either friends or servants in our Cave.
Cat said, 'I am not a friend, and I am not a servant. I am the
Cat who walks by himself, and I wish to come into your cave.'
Woman said, 'Then why did you not come with First Friend on the
first night?'
Cat grew very angry and said, 'Has Wild Dog told tales of me?'
Then the Woman laughed and said, 'You are the Cat who walks by
himself, and all places are alike to you. Your are neither a
friend nor a servant. You have said it yourself. Go away and walk
by yourself in all places alike.'
Then Cat pretended to be sorry and said, 'Must I never come into
the Cave? Must I never sit by the warm fire? Must I never drink
the warm white milk? You are very wise and very beautiful. You
should not be cruel even to a Cat.'
Woman said, 'I knew I was wise, but I did not know I was
beautiful. So I will make a bargain with you. If ever I say one
word in your praise you may come into the Cave.'
'And if you say two words in my praise?' said the Cat.
'I never shall,' said the Woman, 'but if I say two words in your
praise, you may sit by the fire in the Cave.'
'And if you say three words?' said the Cat.
'I never shall,' said the Woman, 'but if I say three words in
your praise, you may drink the warm white milk three times a day
for always and always and always.'
Then the Cat arched his back and said, 'Now let the Curtain at
the mouth of the Cave, and the Fire at the back of the Cave, and
the Milk-pots that stand beside the Fire, remember what my Enemy
and the Wife of my Enemy has said.' And he went away through the
Wet Wild Woods waving his wild tail and walking by his wild lone.
That night when the Man and the Horse and the Dog came home from
hunting, the Woman did not tell them of the bargain that she had
made with the Cat, because she was afraid that they might not
like it.
Cat went far and far away and hid himself in the Wet Wild Woods
by his wild lone for a long time till the Woman forgot all about
him. Only the Bat--the little upside-down
Bat--that hung inside the Cave, knew where Cat hid; and every
evening Bat would fly to Cat with news of what was happening.
One evening Bat said, 'There is a Baby in the Cave. He is new and
pink and fat and small, and the Woman is very fond of him.'
'Ah,' said the Cat, listening, 'but what is the Baby fond of?'
'He is fond of things that are soft and tickle,' said the Bat.
'He is fond of warm things to hold in his arms when he goes to
sleep. He is fond of being played with. He is fond of all those
things.'
'Ah,' said the Cat, listening, 'then my time has come.'
Next night Cat walked through the Wet Wild Woods and hid very
near the Cave till morning-time, and Man and Dog and Horse went
hunting. The Woman was busy cooking that morning, and the Baby
cried and interrupted. So she carried him outside the Cave and
gave him a handful of pebbles to play with. But still the Baby
cried.
Then the Cat put out his paddy paw and patted the Baby on the
cheek, and it cooed; and the Cat rubbed against its fat knees and
tickled it under its fat chin with his tail. And the Baby
laughed; and the Woman heard him and smiled.
Then the Bat--the little upside-down bat--that hung in the mouth
of the Cave said, 'O my Hostess and Wife of my Host and Mother of
my Host's Son, a Wild Thing from the Wild Woods is most
beautifully playing with your Baby.'
'A blessing on that Wild Thing whoever he may be,' said the
Woman, straightening her back, 'for I was a busy woman this
morning and he has done me a service.'
That very minute and second, Best Beloved, the dried
horse-skin Curtain that was stretched tail-down at the mouth of
the Cave fell down--whoosh!--because it remembered the bargain
she had made with the Cat, and when the Woman went to pick it up--
lo and behold!--the Cat was sitting quite comfy inside the Cave.
'O my Enemy and Wife of my Enemy and Mother of my Enemy,' said
the Cat, 'it is I: for you have spoken a word in my praise, and
now I can sit within the Cave for always and always and always.
But still I am the Cat who walks by himself, and all places are
alike to me.'
The Woman was very angry, and shut her lips tight and took up her
spinning-wheel and began to spin. But the Baby cried because the
Cat had gone away, and the Woman could not hush it, for it
struggled and kicked and grew black in the face.
'O my Enemy and Wife of my Enemy and Mother of my Enemy,' said
the Cat, 'take a strand of the wire that you are spinning and tie
it to your spinning-whorl and drag it along the floor, and I will
show you a magic that shall make your Baby laugh as loudly as he
is now crying.'
'I will do so,' said the Woman, 'because I am at my wits' end;
but I will not thank you for it.'
She tied the thread to the little clay spindle whorl and drew it
across the floor, and the Cat ran after it and patted it with his
paws and rolled head over heels, and tossed it backward over his
shoulder and chased it between his hind-legs and pretended to
lose it, and pounced down upon it again, till the Baby laughed as
loudly as it had been crying, and scrambled after the Cat and
frolicked all over the Cave till it grew tired and settled down
to sleep with the Cat in its arms.
'Now,' said the Cat, 'I will sing the Baby a song that shall keep
him asleep for an hour. And he began to purr, loud and low, low
and loud, till the Baby fell fast asleep. The Woman smiled as she
looked down upon the two of them and said, 'That was wonderfully
done. No question but you are very clever, O Cat.'
That very minute and second, Best Beloved, the smoke of the fire
at the back of the Cave came down in clouds from the roof--puff!--
because it remembered the bargain she had made with the Cat, and
when it had cleared away--lo and behold!--the Cat was sitting quite
comfy close to the fire.
'O my Enemy and Wife of my Enemy and Mother of My Enemy,' said
the Cat, 'it is I, for you have spoken a second word in my
praise, and now I can sit by the warm fire at the back of the
Cave for always and always and always. But still I am the Cat who
walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.'
Then the Woman was very very angry, and let down her hair and put
more wood on the fire and brought out the broad blade-bone of the
shoulder of mutton and began to make a Magic that should prevent
her from saying a third word in praise of the Cat. It was not a
Singing Magic, Best Beloved, it was a Still Magic; and by and by
the Cave grew so still that a little wee-wee mouse crept out of a
corner and ran across the floor.
'O my Enemy and Wife of my Enemy and Mother of my Enemy,' said
the Cat, 'is that little mouse part of your magic?'
'Ouh! Chee! No indeed!' said the Woman, and she dropped the
blade-bone and jumped upon the footstool in front of the fire and
braided up her hair very quick for fear that the mouse should run
up it.
'Ah,' said the Cat, watching, 'then the mouse will do me no harm
if I eat it?'
'No,' said the Woman, braiding up her hair, 'eat it quickly and I
will ever be grateful to you.'
Cat made one jump and caught the little mouse, and the Woman
said, 'A hundred thanks. Even the First Friend is not quick
enough to catch little mice as you have done. You must be very
wise.'
That very moment and second, O Best Beloved, the Milk-pot that
stood by the fire cracked in two pieces--ffft--because it
remembered the bargain she had made with the Cat, and when the
Woman jumped down from the footstool--lo and behold!--the Cat was
lapping up the warm white milk that lay in one of the broken
pieces.
'O my Enemy and Wife of my Enemy and Mother of my Enemy, said the
Cat, 'it is I; for you have spoken three words in my praise, and
now I can drink the warm white milk three times a day for always
and always and always. But still I am the Cat who walks by
himself, and all places are alike to me.'
Then the Woman laughed and set the Cat a bowl of the warm white
milk and said, 'O Cat, you are as clever as a man, but remember
that your bargain was not made with the Man or the Dog, and I do
not know what they will do when they come home.'
'What is that to me?' said the Cat. 'If I have my place in the
Cave by the fire and my warm white milk three times a day I do
not care what the Man or the Dog can do.'
That evening when the Man and the Dog came into the Cave, the
Woman told them all the story of the bargain while the Cat sat by
the fire and smiled. Then the Man said, 'Yes, but he has not made
a bargain with me or with all proper Men after me.' Then he took
off his two leather boots and he took up his little stone axe
(that makes three) and he fetched a piece of wood and a hatchet
(that is five altogether), and he set them out in a row and he
said, 'Now we will make our bargain. If you do not catch mice
when you are in the Cave for always and always and always, I will
throw these five things at you whenever I see you, and so shall
all proper Men do after me.'
'Ah,' said the Woman, listening, 'this is a very clever Cat, but
he is not so clever as my Man.'
The Cat counted the five things (and they looked very knobby) and
he said, 'I will catch mice when I am in the Cave for always and
always and always; but still I am the Cat who walks by himself,
and all places are alike to me.'
'Not when I am near,' said the Man. 'If you had not said that
last I would have put all these things away for always and always
and always; but I am now going to throw my two boots and my
little stone axe (that makes three) at you whenever I meet you.
And so shall all proper Men do after me!'
Then the Dog said, 'Wait a minute. He has not made a bargain with
me or with all proper Dogs after me.' And he showed his teeth and
said, 'If you are not kind to the Baby while I am in the Cave for
always and always and always, I will hunt you till I catch you,
and when I catch you I will bite you. And so shall all proper
Dogs do after me.'
'Ah,' said the Woman, listening, 'this is a very clever Cat, but
he is not so clever as the Dog.'
Cat counted the Dog's teeth (and they looked very pointed) and he
said, 'I will be kind to the Baby while I am in the Cave, as long
as he does not pull my tail too hard, for always and always and
always. But still I am the Cat that walks by himself, and all
places are alike to me.'
'Not when I am near,' said the Dog. 'If you had not said that
last I would have shut my mouth for always and always and always;
but now I am going to hunt you up a tree whenever I meet you. And
so shall all proper Dogs do after me.'
Then the Man threw his two boots and his little stone axe (that
makes three) at the Cat, and the Cat ran out of the Cave and the
Dog chased him up a tree; and from that day to this, Best
Beloved, three proper Men out of five will always throw things at
a Cat whenever they meet him, and all proper Dogs will chase him
up a tree. But the Cat keeps his side of the bargain too. He will
kill mice and he will be kind to Babies when he is in the house,
just as long as they do not pull his tail too hard. But when he
has done that, and between times, and when the moon gets up and
night comes, he is the Cat that walks by himself, and all places
are alike to him. Then he goes out to the Wet Wild Woods or up
the Wet Wild Trees or on the Wet Wild Roofs, waving his wild tail
and walking by his wild lone.
PUSSY can sit by the fire and sing,
Pussy can climb a tree,
Or play with a silly old cork and string
To'muse herself, not me.
But I like Binkie my dog, because
He Lnows how to behave;
So, Binkie's the same as the First Friend was,
And I am the Man in the Cave.
Pussy will play man-Friday till
It's time to wet her paw
And make her walk on the window-sill
(For the footprint Crusoe saw);
Then she fluffles her tail and mews,
And scratches and won't attend.
But Binkie will play whatever I choose,
And he is my true First Friend.
Pussy will rub my knees with her head
Pretending she loves me hard;
But the very minute I go to my bed
Pussy runs out in the yard,
And there she stays till the morning-light;
So I know it is only pretend;
But Binkie, he snores at my feet all night,
And he is my Firstest Friend!
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